I was moved to write about this topic
because I noticed that guys always engage
in all or most of these things when they
gather together.
Note: everything I write here is my
personal observation or experience.
1. DRINKING AND SMOKING: Guys always
gather in different places at different times
to participate in either drinking or
smoking. Smoking and drinking has over
the years been a unifying factor which
brings guys together, whether they know
each other before or not.
2. WOMANIZING: Guys always gather to
discuss about women they just met or had
had dealings with. What drives me crazy is
how they analyze the women anatomy, the
dissecting and how good or bad the girl is.
I was seated somewhere some days back
and a guy was narrating how he fvcked a
girl till she fell from the bed, he had to
jump and fall on her on the floor to
continue his exercise; and it was even
better on the floor than the bed.
I had to laugh at that silly statement.
3. CHURCH: Most guys when they gather,
do so to discuss either a church were there
are babes to go scavenge or how powerful
or fake the pastor is, they'll tell you all the
churches in the state and their names
respectively; also tell you the names of the
pastors there and how much each church
makes in a service.
4. FOOTBALL: These days it's hard to see a
guy who doesn't belong to a club either in
the premier league, laliga, bundesliga,
serieA etc.
They'll mention the names of all the
players, the year they were born, the place
if their birth, the hospital of birth, the
doctor that delivered them, when they first
started school and dropped out then
started kicking ball (reason why some of
them are not in school hoping to be
successful without working), the name of
the field they first played ball, the name of
the ball they first kicked.
What pains me most is that they will start
analyzing their weekly salaries, the foolish
ones will start comparing CR7's salary to
that of Rooney, some will argue the best
club and when an arsenal fan says a word
he will be asked to shut up that in 9 years
he has not seen trophy.
To say the least, when you ask most of
these guys "What's your club?" What you'll
hear is "I be Barcelona fans"
5. POLITICS: They will tell you that Buhari
must win else there will be trouble in the
country, others will say Goodluck is
clueless therefore he must rule (they think
clueless means experienced). They'll argue
and at the end fight over Buhari and
Goodluck yet they've not collected their
PVC.
6. BUSINESS: YOU see some guys gather
together, and you take an inch closer;
you'll hear them discussing how to make
money. They'll narrate how Goodluck stole
money and there's no more money in the
country.
7. GAMBLING: The worst of all is that most
guys gather to gamble, they'll go suffer and
get small money; instead of saving, they'll
go to gamble believing they'll hit it hard
one day, while everyday they are spending
hopelessly.
8. EVIL: Some guys are just too good in
plotting evil, and most times you see these
kind of guys under tress and in
uncompleted buildings.
If you have any other idea you can add in.
My advise: guys use your time wisely
mostly those that admires every flashy car
that passes the street, yet everyday all
they do is sit under tree shades and count
girls and cars that've passed for that day
and at the end they'll go to Mama Nkechi
canteen to eat on credit.
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