1. Laughed or coughed so hard when you're on
your period and more blood comes out.
2. When you think nobody is looking, you
readjust your bra, stick your hand in, pull 'em
up one at a time, straighten the band and
straps, and add an extra squeeze to make sure
everything is in its place.
3. Sit in a strange position when farting, so the
fart bubble does not go up the …..you know.
4. Open your mouth really wide while putting
mascara on.
5. When you don't have a pad around when
you start your period…you fold up toilet
paper, place in the middle of the underwear,
struggle to pull up pants without dislodging
the tissue, walk unnaturally so as not to mess
up the paper….. Bloody shredded paper in
your underwear when you get home.
6. Spending 30 minutes in front of the mirror
trying to get the perfect "cat eye."
7. That amazing back/stomach scratch when
you take your bra off after a long day. Best
feeling ever.
8. Indiscriminately checking any fellow female
for a "period stain" who asks, regardless of
who they are-even your worst enemy or
someone you've never met before.
9. The period check. When you're sitting down,
you "accidentally" drop something and while
you're bending over to pick it up, you sneak a
peek between your legs to make sure you're
not leaking.
10. Comment on this thread and say "Eww, I've
never done that before"
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